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Total Medals Earned: 72 (From 7 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,190 Points

Elf Story

Arrow Death Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Arrow To The Neck Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Baseball Bat Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Fanboy Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Giant Fist Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Soul Bangle Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Impalation Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Start Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Beatdown Unlocked 2/8/13
10 Points
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Dead Bird Unlocked 2/8/13
10 Points
You found the dead blue bird!
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 2/8/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
No Defense Unlocked 2/8/13
10 Points
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper Unlocked 2/8/13
10 Points
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Spin Attack Unlocked 2/8/13
10 Points
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction Unlocked 2/8/13
10 Points
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished Unlocked 2/8/13
10 Points
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered Unlocked 2/8/13
10 Points
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense Unlocked 2/8/13
10 Points
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Controller Unlocked 2/8/13
25 Points
You found the video game controller!
Knife Unlocked 2/8/13
25 Points
You found the knife!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 2/8/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Extra Kupo 5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Halfsies 5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Goober 10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 26/44 (240/500 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Berserker Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditor Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
Check out the credits page.
Learner Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pig Molester Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Slime Splatter Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fat Cat Unlocked 2/8/13
10 Points
Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Greedy Cat Unlocked 2/8/13
10 Points
Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Hoarder Unlocked 2/8/13
10 Points
Save up 10,000 gold.
Level Builder Unlocked 2/8/13
10 Points
Get a player up to level 10.
Squire Unlocked 2/8/13
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Forest Treasure Unlocked 2/8/13
25 Points
Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Banker 10 Points Save up 50,000 gold.
Barbarian 10 Points Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Beast Tamer 10 Points Scan 25 foes.
Brute 10 Points Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Card Flipper 10 Points Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Card Wizard 10 Points Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Equip Dealer 10 Points Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Equip Fan 10 Points Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Equip Master 10 Points Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Helper 10 Points Complete 10 sidequests.
Level Grinder 10 Points Get a player up to level 30.
Narwhal Rider 10 Points Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Narwhal Surfer 10 Points Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Power Leveler 10 Points Get a player up to level 20.
Rock Dodger 10 Points Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Ruffian 10 Points Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Savage 10 Points Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Skeleton Killer 10 Points Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Skeleton Proof 10 Points Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Tasker 10 Points Complete 20 sidequests.
Untouchable 10 Points Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Ancient Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Beast Hunter 25 Points Scan 50 foes.
Burnt Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Frozen Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Nouveau Riche 25 Points Save up 250,000 gold.
Pirate Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Quester 25 Points Complete all sidequests.
Slayer 25 Points Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Find all treasure chests in town.
Beast Scholar 50 Points Scan all foes.
Hero 50 Points Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Legend 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Savior 100 Points Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Cat Tamer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Narwhal Tamer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Artist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Blacksmith Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doomsday Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fatty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Genesis Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Nuke Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ragnarok Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shopper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Swordsman Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Warrior Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Knight Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lord Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 11/60 (100/1,000 points)

Kamikaze Pigs

Bailing Out Unlocked 7/4/12
5 Points
Crash 25 planes
Desert Porky Unlocked 7/4/12
10 Points
Destroy the Piglion
Roto-Rooted Unlocked 7/4/12
10 Points
Crash 300 choppers
Jungle Stalker Unlocked 7/4/12
50 Points
Complete boss Jungle level with all 6 stars
Pork Grinds Unlocked 7/4/12
50 Points
Kill 2000 Troopah
Teched Out Unlocked 7/4/12
50 Points
Purchase 30 upgrades
Slaughterhouse 5 Unlocked 7/4/12
100 Points
Collect all stars in 44 levels
C-C-COMBO GOT 25 Points 94 consecutive kills achieved
Kamikamazing Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tired Porky Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/10 (275/500 points)

Madness: Project Nexus

Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn Unlocked 6/28/12
5 Points
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Normal] Unlocked 6/28/12
10 Points
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Slaughter Rank: Bloodied Unlocked 6/28/12
10 Points
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impaler Unlocked 6/28/12
10 Points
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Psychopath Unlocked 6/28/12
25 Points
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Wargod Unlocked 6/28/12
25 Points
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Mercy 5 Points Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Savior's Sword 25 Points Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points [Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points [Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points [Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Do What Comes Natural 100 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points [Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Can You Hear Me Now Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/16 (85/480 points)

Rebuild 2

The Necropolis Unlocked 6/29/12
5 Points
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Zed Slayer Unlocked 6/28/12
5 Points
Kill 100 zombies
Mountain of Bodies Unlocked 6/29/12
50 Points
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
The Bitter End 10 Points Lose the game
Victory at Last 10 Points Win the game on any difficulty
Completionist 25 Points Find all five endings (cumulative)
Impossible! 100 Points Win the game on Impossible difficulty

Medals Earned: 3/7 (60/205 points)

Road of the Dead 2

Come with me if you want to live Unlocked 12/20/13
10 Points
Rescue and secure a civilian
Blunt Force Trauma Unlocked 12/20/13
25 Points
Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle
Gun Slinger Unlocked 12/20/13
25 Points
Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
Perfect Defense Unlocked 12/20/13
25 Points
While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
F@#K Wheels! 5 Points Drive 3 km with no wheels
Free Ride 5 Points Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle
Hydroficially Evolved 5 Points Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.
Been there, Killed that 10 Points Kill one of each enemy type
Death Race 10 Points Maintain max speed for 0.5 km
Gibs n Gravy 10 Points Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns
Ground Beef 10 Points Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall
Slip and Slide 10 Points Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick
I'm the Alpha 25 Points Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol
Knowledge is Survival 25 Points Unlock the entire survival guide
Metal Dragon 25 Points In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row
Mutant Sandwich 25 Points Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters
Dead on Time 50 Points Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode
Heaven Sent 50 Points Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing
I've seen things... 50 Points Reach max levels on at least one character
First Blood 100 Points Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.
Hardcore Survival 100 Points Complete Hardcore Story mode
Into the Wild Blue Yonder 100 Points Complete story mode
Mutant Stomp 100 Points Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown
Perfect Soldiers 100 Points Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters
Zombie Slayer 100 Points Reach 20 km in dead state

Medals Earned: 4/25 (85/1,000 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 7/5/12
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 7/5/12
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 7/5/12
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 7/5/12
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Amateur Unlocked 7/5/12
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 7/5/12
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 7/5/12
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 7/5/12
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 7/5/12
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 7/5/12
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 7/5/12
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Professional Unlocked 7/5/12
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Master Unlocked 7/5/12
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 7/5/12
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge Unlocked 7/5/12
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything

Medals Earned: 15/20 (345/500 points)